Aye? You’re back now, ‘uh? Well, you got the jink and I got the know how! So you wanna know more about the planetouched, eh clueless? Sorry, since you show a genuine interest in the locals, that makes you much better than most primer berks. Now, what’s a good topic for this time… Ah, the opposite to us Tieflings, the Aasimar!
To the average bubber, you see the brightest and best of goodness and whatever. A whole race of goodie goodies raised on the blood of absolute good! That’s how it works, right? WRONG! Any cutter with enough wits in the old thinkin’ box knows this is never the case. It’s like saying my blood makes me just like the sickly things down below. Nah, plenty of Aasimar are miserable and glum, they are! All that pressure of that goodness stereotype might just make one crack like a cockatrice egg! Of course, some who already went rotten might exploit all the dark on their Radiant Holiness to their benefit. Plenty of jink to be made on suckers, right? *Ahem* Anyway, here’s what you need to know!
Author’s Note: If I do Tieflings, I have to do this too, right!? So, let’s dive right in, shall we? Also, pardon the lateness. I’ll post something good over the weekend, hopefully!