Ever eager to innovate and create, the artifice city marches onward with all sorts of strange ideas. However, many prove to be quite practical. Whether to ensure the city runs like clockwork or to keep the peace in some regard, Alza’um provides in many strange ways. Even in Bashar, there are many marvelous sights to see… and some significantly less so.
Author’s Note: Pardon the extreme lateness. Job hunting and other things have held me up. Simply put, I can’t afford to dedicate too much free time to what I love until I find some kind of job in the meantime. That said, I’ll try to keep some stuff moving along. Plus, I have a project that I want to start up soon, inspired by one of my patrons on Patreon! Stay tuned for all sorts of magic and mayhem. In the meantime, hopefully some steampunk-y goodness will suffice.
Won’t you take a ride, ride, ride
On heavy metal
It’s the only way that you can travel
Down that road
Amidst the vast multiverse, there are many powers that govern over various forces. Some crusade for justice, while others seem to rot reality in cruel ways. Some, plain and simple, are here to ROCK and ROLL! This strange pantheon emerges from realms of alien sounds to unleash new incredible philosophies and visions upon the awakened masses.
Author’s Note: BALLS TO THE WALLS! What better way to welcome the new year than with a return to some really gonzo stuff! Just like the American version of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure did, I twisted the names around… in case I use this stuff later. Surely, you’ll get the references to things though, even though dub names suck… Also, yes, I did make a jab or two at various rock personalities, in addition to some homages.
There are a lot more strange planar creatures where that came from. In fact, we’ve only just scratched the surface. From technomagical bioweapons to distant watchers to strange experiments, the planes offers many mysteries.
Author’s Note: Last week had all Planescape stuff…. and this one has a couple that, well, aren’t. I dunno what prompted me to convert an obscure Pathfinder monster from Reign of Winter adventure path, but it’s in there too. Likewise, I added a jokey monster my sister came up with. Enjoy!
WELCOME TO PURPLE VIOLET! (Don’t sue me, Green Ronin!)
We’re back! Once again, the weirdness lifts off the material realm… or so it seems. We lose one of our dysfunctional heroes and gain another and more things seem off… if a tad off track entirely!
AUTHOR’S NOTE: Yes, Utopian-Orvaldt is a slight spoof on Blue Rose, with the fashion and style of Hirohiko Araki to boot, even though players didn’t have a chance to explore the utopia too much. No, I don’t have a chip on my shoulder towards Green Ronin, even though I don’t particularly like Blue Rose. The idea was based on old notes I had sitting around for the sake of a light-hearted plane hopping game. I might do something more with that soon enough. Also, I’m sorry for killing off your character super quickly, Evan! Really, I am!
Welcome back, weary traveler! Please, as always, you are more than welcome to observe my inventory. Should anything be particularly fascinating to you, signal me and I’d be happy to tell you more! Of course, some of these artifacts are VERY dangerous and should be handled with care. Fortunately for you, the GREAT Zam’dul is happy to provide assistance!
Author’s Note: Making magic items from around the planes remains to be one of the most fun topics for me to tackle. As such, I really wanted to return to it so soon. With that, enjoy another sampling of weirdness from many a reality.
Memes. They’re garbage. But, we love them… for some reason. Sometimes such ideas spread so fast, as per the theory that named them, that they reach other planes. Such planar scholars witness these cross-dimensional ideas and sculpt them into something else entirely. And thus, new spells are created from what started as a simple idea! These mad sages have provided four of their latest creations.
Author’s Note: Sure, I’ve done stuff like this in the past… But, why did I do this? Also, these spells are likely unbalanced, as they were made as spur of the moment jokes.
Planar-based parties are weird.
Planetouched. Such a term can be used to describe humanoids that have an ancestry shared with an extraplanar creature. The blood of fiends runs through a Tiefling, the blood of celestials in a Aasimar and the blood of elementals in Genasi. But, these are but a handful of creatures gifted by strange sources lurking in the known multiverse.
Among their ranks are other creatures, either blessed or cursed by their strange bloodlines.
- The Changeling is the result of a union between a mundane humanoid and an ancient magical creature empowered by corrupting sorcery, a hag or a bodach.
- Dream-Touched are born from the powers of two fallen archfey; one of pleasant dreams and one from nightmares.
- The Eldritch-Touched is an unfortunate creation of mad cultists, victims of dark gods and overly curious lunatics.
- Fey Dog Barkers are the result of Fey Dogs who wandered too far into the Maddening Winds of Pandemonium… those who didn’t go insane were changed, perhaps for the better.
- Finally, the Vitalborn are a race of creatures much like the Genasi. Their elemental nature, however, comes from the Positive and Negative planes.
AUTHOR’S NOTE: Not 1, but 5 new races! (Well, 3 new races, a sub race and a remake) I wanted to continue my planar/weird fantasy theme with some more player options. Most of this started with a player wanting a hag-blooded tiefling in an early 5e game… which didn’t quite feel thematically right to me. Though, it ended with the loss of famous meme “Gabe the Dog”… otherwise, the sub-race wouldn’t exist. Granted, Fey Dog was a meme-based joke creation to begin with.
All in all, I got carried away with a whole assortment of planar themed racial options at your disposal! While they need some playtesting (and some more than others), I’m still happy I managed to get all of this done. Enjoy.